A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

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Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

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We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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